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Anyone got any good one-liners they heard from musicians at gigs. I’ll start the ball rolling. These are pretty old but funny when I first heard them.
We’ve had quite a lot of requests from the audience during the break......but we decided to stay anyway.
I wrote this next song for my mother....dunno why I bothered she still can’t play it.
I walked up to the late great Eric Roche at the end of a gig many years ago and told him I thought his playing was amazing. He leaned in close and, with a twinkle in his eye, whispered....Ha! fooled you too!