My Argentine haiku

Jazzaferri

I stick with new strings and old scotch.

rimm

If my wife was a barrel of porter
And on her belly was a wee brass tap
I would drink till the war was over
Nobody else would ever get a drap.

Al Watsky

I'm not a bright is right kind of guy.
So I don't normally change strings till they start falling off, but this last week was a battle royal between Selmer guitar and curved soprano sax.
Does the soprano win if its just plain out of tune ? It would seem so. We cured it with 'Melodyne" which is a pitch app for protools. I'll sleep better tonight ! :ar! Yarrr !